Whatta mug!

We took a drive through Times Square at night. Times Square is wierd. It fluctuates 180 degrees between Toys 'R Us/Disney and crack whores/porn theatres. Right now is on the Toys 'R Us/Disney side of the pendulum.

So she's scared on the Wonder Wheel swinging cars...what does she yell out in terror? "I WANT DUNKIN' DONUTS!" I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

Ok, so the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island was a little much for the kid.

We made it to Lady Liberty the next day. My neice slept through most of it.

Sunset in Red Hook, looking for the Statue of Liberty.

Look, its Gus the Bi-Polar bear!

We went to the zoo in Central Park

My brother, my sister-in-law and my niece came to Brooklyn for a visit! Isn't she cute? She just turned 3.

Check it out, a Red Cardinal! Wow, that's kind of random huh?

The top of the Preakness Field.

The rest of the Preakness field

Look at what a dump Pimlico is. You can just see the clubhouse in the background...behind the National Guard standing on the roof of the infield betting windows.

Me and my new cooler. Olive. I rescued her as a stray from the infield.

A bottle of Stoli and 2 cans of Light. It's what makes the world go round.

How 'bout this guy. He's coming fresh off the Derby. That's his Derby hat he says. If I see this guy in the backyard at Belmont, I'll scream.

Check this guy out, "Responsibility Matters." As he throws a football at someone violently drunk.

I mean, look at it, you have to be kidding right?

The Preakness infield is the craziest place in America.

Hey hey, what do you say? It's Preakness Day!